Sunday, July 19, 2009

Jealous and Popcorn

fat cat with popcorn, smaller

Why does this fat cat get all of that popcorn?

I want loads of popcorn please. It's my favorite food, so whole buckets worth would be excellent.

Whenever I go to the movies now I get the large bucket and then on my way out of the theater I get the free refill. That way I get three times the popcorn for a dollar more than the medium I usually share with a friend. This way I also get to enjoy awesome movie theater popcorn at home. I love eating the best popcorn on earth while laying in bed and reading.

Aaaaaaaaaah wonderful.

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